Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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