how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
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