I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
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