and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
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