She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
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