Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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