You work out of a Hotel?
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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