As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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