If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
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