People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
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