Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
he puts the penis in happiness.
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Are my feet made of real feet?
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
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