It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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