If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
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