I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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