I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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