Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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