ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
I woke up to a bunch of college seniors jacking off a horse in my face. Geuss who didnt move in time?
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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