He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
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