turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
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