that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
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