D3 body, D1 cock
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
So this was during drunk golfing. She started wacking me off on the ninth hole and an old couple rolls up next to us. And Says "hey gu- oh my golly" and while my penis is in her hand I'm like "sorry you guys can play through"
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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