So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
i'm the matthew mcconaghey of this party. i'm too old, and too high.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
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