Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
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