I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
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