the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
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