I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Randomize
