he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
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