Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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