Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
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