I understand Curling. That high.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
Randomize