I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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