Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
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