he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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