I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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