Why does Corona taste like a burp?
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
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