my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
Randomize
