To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I have two black x marks on my hands.
Yep you got cut off last night after a stripper bent over in front of you and you screamed very loudly 'I can see your soul from here'
damnit I wish I could remember that.
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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