Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
Randomize
