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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  Oh fyi, I gave your card to a homeless guy last night and told him you were the world's hottest blonde girl who only likes black men...Sorry

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.

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• (210): View more from Texas

  In America we eat man semen.

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• (917): View more from New York City

  under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.

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• (469): View more from Texas

  Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.

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• (714): View more from California

  Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.

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• (774): View more from Massachusetts

  It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo

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• (618): View more from Illinois

  He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.

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• (239): View more from Florida

  Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear

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• (415): View more from California

  Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.

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