My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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