You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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