lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
It's official drugs can't kill me
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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