Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
Sacagawea was the original milf.
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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