I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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