...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
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