I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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