Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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