her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
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