he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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