how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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