I'm sorry for everything. i woke up with two citations stapled to my shirt.
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
Today's forecast: A sex tornado warning has been issued in your area. Counties affected include your bed, your shower, or your couch. This warning is in effect until further notice. Signs of a sex tornado include: your girlfriend coming up with a huge analogy to inform you that she's ungodly horny today.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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