I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
cat food counts as protein by the way
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
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