Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
no. you can't hotbox the world.
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
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