the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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