I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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