the new term for farting is butt boxing.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
The feeling are messing with the penis
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
Randomize