I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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